Stalker
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Hello? Is this Djolènde Sep?
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Hello Djolènde, you’re talking to Fay Hartog Levin.
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Foto: ANP
Fay. Don’t you remember me?
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No, the American Ambassador.
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But we talked on my garden party! Loved your dress, by the way.
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You remember our conversation on Afghanistan?
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You know, that police training mission you said you were interested in.
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When you still hoped to become part of the new government.
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Yeah yeah I understand that mission has become a pain in your ass.
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Yes I know we don’t always fill you out on all the details, but hey, who needs details?
We all know it’s no playground out there.
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Allright, those Afghan police agents will have to act as soldiers. Fighting taliban, not speed maniacs. And the F16 jet fighters won’t be chasing thieves, no. But what did you expect? Police Academy 5?
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Ah you fear your own party. Those pacifists and ex-commies we talked about.
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Damn Djolènde… it’s better talking to your Queen.
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Or to your diplomats. They’re the only ones in this &*^ country who really understand the nature of the game. Like that advice to kill Joseph Kony, I just loved that one. And I bet Uri did as well. Bloody liar.
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Or that suggestion of putting pressure on mister Bos through the G20, brilliant! Too bad he wasn’t such a turn-ass after all.
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Well Djolènde, I do hope you stick to your promise and vote in favour of that mission in eh.. Kunduz. Barack would be pleased, you must remember hím at least? Change and hope and all…
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Djolènde?
(tuut tuut tuut)
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